Bad Writing – Just Plot: Part 2

Allyson Gust went to the store. Allyson Gust got coffee. Allyson Gust was not allowed coffee in the store. Allyson Gust got mad, but complied. Allyson Gust devised a plan to sneak coffee into the next time she went. Allyson Gust went home and complained about the store keeper’s eyebrows or lack there of. Allyson Gust did not know anything about the lab accident that got the store clerk fired…literally. Allyson Gust’s best friend, Claire, suggested to pour the iced coffee in the sipping pouches you would take on long hikes…just get one that matches her purse. Allyson Gust played along and clipped the end nozzle to where her purse strap meets her purse to blend in. Allyson Gust headed back to the store. Allyson Gust was cut off in traffic. Allyson Gust heard loud EDM music and it was not her vibe. Allyson Gust blasted calm country music, which, defeated the point of it being calming. Allyson Gust was give a thumbs down from the other driver at the stop light. Allyson Gust lost her return receipt in the wind and chased after it. The return receipt stopped on an outdoor metal trash can. Allyson Gust grabbed it, but now it had some weird goo on it. Allyson Gust grabbed the end of the return receipt and took out her berries in a baggy. Allyson Gust found a wooden bench and placed the return receipt on one of the slats. The goo kept the receipt stuck to the bench in the wind. Allyson Gust downed the berries in two handfuls. Allyson Gust used the clean baggy for the gooey return receipt. Allyson Gust was running short on time for this petty experiment. Allyson Gust walked into the store and saw the same store clerk. Allyson Gust made a note to try to figure out the store clerk’s hours. Allyson Gust walked around and found some trendy clothes and then walked to the back of the store. Allyson Gust took out her ice coffee pouch and unhooked the nozzle. Allyson Gust was tired from all of the blasting music and gooey receipt chasing. Allyson Gust took a sip of coffee and she knew she needed it. Allyson Gust put the nozzle back on her purse. Allyson Gust saw some bow headbands she liked. Allyson Gust felt the fabric of this soft white linen shirt. Allyson Gust banged into one of the carts of clothes. Allyson Gust’s coffee did not kick in yet. Allyson Gust did not realize the coffee nozzle was dripping coffee and rubbed off onto the shirt. Allyson Gust told the store clerk she would be back for the dress she needed. Allyson Gust rushed out of the store. The store clerk found the shirt as they were closing up and steaming the clothes to kill time. The store clerk writhed, but hid the shirt in an aesthetic cubby so she would not be fired for this happening on her watch. The store clerk, Samantha, needed this job to pay off the new play oven. Real ovens were too expensive so she was living off a kid’s toy’s food packets.