Common Sense

“I wish I could pay these universities to teach me common sense. I learn all these theories of how the world works implicitly, but what about the literal? I would pay so much money if someone gave me a book on common sense around people. Is that just a business degree? You get good at professionalism? I don’t want that knowledge by the time I’m 24 though. I wanted it at 18. I went into the real world thinking that everyone has your best interest at heart just because that’s what pre-teen television shows.”