Coffees

“You could get coffee with me for 51 weeks out of the year when everything is fine and dandy, none of those would matter or count if on the 52nd week I had a terrible day and everything was wrong. I was not able to hold up my end of the bargain and you saw it as my problem as if it was a bag of lettuce you let go bad in the fridge. I have hundreds of fair weather “friends” so if you want to join the rest of them, my hours of contact are 12-2 pm MWF and you must book me two weeks in advance. Otherwise, you can stay here and actually pretend to care and help me with this dumpster fire without acting like I’m the most repealing person while you act like you’ve never done this.”