“Having a stay at home dad is weird, Audrey.”
“Well, Kate, I didn’t know you felt that way, but I guess thank you for making it clear that we will never speak again while we are in this plane of existence. Because no one is wasting my time with your hive mind conformist bull sh—.”
“What, I still need those expense reports.”
“Then you should have thought about it idiot. Maybe you can read a book on how to do it yourself and realize the value of women working and the need for stay at home fathers.”
Lots of Honey 