Drive to Lake

Jumping into the water with clothes on and then being undetected by a super secret operation by just things that … More

Cinnamon Sourdough

I heard that a certain someone loves making cinnamon sourdough and I’ll have her know that I went to Galway/ … More

“You know I used to want to be on the 30 under 30 list just like you, but I thought … More

No republicans allowed. If you’re going to eat at my table from the food I paid for you’re going to … More

I had a dream that there was a large audience gathering around a man that had a handlebar mustache and … More

“Come on Audrey the line is getting long I want to get into the space museum soon.” “You can go … More

Student driver with a mannequin for the hov lane. To drive in congested traffic and tailgaters.

Bike race stopping food station but motorcycle is a bike too and wants food

Bragging and fighting about salaries

Explain clouds to aliens