“Well isn’t there anyone better than Warfield’s dad or Quincy? Why couldn’t have you been in charge Audrey? Regan?” “Oh, … More
Category: Audrey being a bit
Bending
Neil took off his headphones and opened the door. “Umm what exactly is it that you need?” “Can I have … More
Words of Wisdom
I want to say some words of wisdom about being a woman aging, but what authority do I have? Maybe … More
Oblivious Idiots
“You buy fish food everyday and forgot to bring it today of all days!!!” Some idiot shouted behind the trees. … More
Personal Space
Keaton placed his hand on her shoulder and looked Regan in the eye, “We’re just looking out for you. We … More
Coffee
“Hi Audrey, we received notification of a purchase of three red-eye espresso drinks. We know you don’t have friends and … More
Big
“And you need to watch out for Big Horsey.” “You mean big pharma?” “No, big horsey. There’s people out there … More
Taking Your Time
“I don’t care how many over priced coffees I can buy in the future. I only need one per day … More
Staying Ignorant
Audrey turned stop light red in anger, but the makeup Regan caked on that morning hid it except for under … More
Wood
Wood decreases brain waves on the left side of the brain aka analytical thinking while keeping the right side and … More
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