Association

“Oh, so you do not want to be associated with me okay, cool, I’m glad you will not be taking … More

Let’s go to the Rom Com Bar

Instead of a sports bar, there is a bar that women go to watch their favorite rom coms and reality … More

“All citizens of Dova must now download the current software to pick a weekly day that disconnects their user information … More

“Yes, I prefer reading a physical book. You know why? Because my mind should not be someone else’s property. I … More

“Audrey, we need you to say something.” “No, I’m just keeping my head down from now on….(interrupted and I forgot.) … More

What makes you nervous? “Posting too often that I have the same thoughts and inspiration, but I enter other people’s … More

Neil took off his headphones and opened the door. “Umm what exactly is it that you need?” “Can I have … More

“Hi Audrey, we received notification of a purchase of three red-eye espresso drinks. We know you don’t have friends and … More

“And you need to watch out for Big Horsey.” “You mean big pharma?” “No, big horsey. There’s people out there … More

“Unfortunately, I do not live on an uninhabited island…so I need to be nice to people. I’m tired of being … More