“Yes, I prefer reading a physical book. You know why? Because my mind should not be someone else’s property. I … More
Category: Audrey Quotes
Downloading
“When something is running in the background it feels good that even if you’re doing nothing, you’re still accomplishing something.”- … More
Bending
Neil took off his headphones and opened the door. “Umm what exactly is it that you need?” “Can I have … More
Words of Wisdom
I want to say some words of wisdom about being a woman aging, but what authority do I have? Maybe … More
Data Amateurs
“It’s amazing that some companies will pay the stupidest people paychecks just because they compromised their morals and know how … More
Rubber Pitchforks
“How many of you have made a mistake. Most of you were deathly embarrassed of it. Right? You already felt … More
Coffee
“Hi Audrey, we received notification of a purchase of three red-eye espresso drinks. We know you don’t have friends and … More
Big
“And you need to watch out for Big Horsey.” “You mean big pharma?” “No, big horsey. There’s people out there … More
Existence of Other Life
“Unfortunately, I do not live on an uninhabited island…so I need to be nice to people. I’m tired of being … More
Common Sense
“I wish I could pay these universities to teach me common sense. I learn all these theories of how the … More
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